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ofools:

Mads Mikkelsen and Hideo Kojima are two different aliens who don’t know the other is an alien, simultaneously trying to understand how humans work from each other

“You look good in your outfit today.”

“Thanks the flesh is my own.”

“[hideo on twitter later] I have noticed Mads has wonderful skin, do you agree?”

lesbianshepard:

fave reviews of star wars holiday special

  • “a punishment from god” (carrie fisher)
  • “If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every copy of that show and smash it.“  (george lucas)

  • “I’m not convinced the special wasn’t ultimately written and directed by a sentient bag of cocaine “ (x)

imdb user reviews:

  • “Like Lot’s wife, you have been warned…” 
  • “

    I felt as though Princess Leia’s voice was vibrating in my spine. At one point she looked right at me and I saw her with my entire face, not just my eyes
    “

  • “

    there seems to be some type of odd porn scene involving Chewbaca’s father and some 70’s Disco Queen
    “

  • “It Isn’t a Train Wreck- it Moves too Slowly”

amazon reviews:

  • “Worst tv ever made”
  • “the whole thing seems to be some surreal fever dream.
    “ 
  • “

    Of course, THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL also has its good moments.

    Oh, wait – no it doesn’t.

    “

  • this whole review
  • “
    Let’s get this straight: this is one of the saddest, most embarrassing things ever committed to videotape.

    “

  • “Like arsenic, this can only be taken in small amounts at any given time”