tbh i love how everything about the legion in fallout: new vegas represents the adoration of a nonexistent(/irrelevant) history within and outside the discipline of the classics, chiefly by faux-well-read white men
“caesar” has cobbled his culture together out of what a pseudo-educated, self-professed historian imagines rome to be: it disowns the power that real roman women wielded, instead favoring a simplified version where women have no power in any sphere; it uses roman slavery as an excuse for its own very un-ancient version; it mixes clerical and classical latin pronunciation, sometimes in the same sentence, butchering words under the guise of enforcing the revival of a sad, half-remembered lingua franca
i don’t think i expected a videogame to address the co-opting of the classics, of all things, by fascism (after a fashion). certainly not in a day and age where we expect to see all sorts of delightful videogame(/movie/tv/whatever) factions dressed up with superficial roman aesthetics and ideals, almost all of these divorced from the history that created them (and created our culture’s oft-dangerous and -selective obsession with them)
and it’s particularly unsettling, if brilliant, that all this goes over the heads of so many gamers
This is also why the fact that Ceaser *specifically mentions Hegel* when justifying the legion is so brilliant! I don’t know if this was directly intended by Obsidian (though how could it not be!) but the direct and concious construction of a social order which forces the overcoming of dualisms (mind/body, machine/nature, subject/object) was a central, often explicitly stated philosophical goal behind 20th century facisct movements – in particular the Italian facisct party, which attempted to position the Italy of the Future as wholly claiming the legacy of the Romans while also disavowing its “decadence.” (Giovanni Gentile, who was a neo hegelian, rebuilt the education system under Mussolini around these ideas.)
(Thinking about it now, I wonder if ceaser’s ideology was also meant to serve as an indirect commentary on what seemed to be the very fascist and militaristic aspects of pre-War American society in the fallout universe…)
What I mean: Modern country music, especially songs sung by modern male country artists, revolves around similar themes of toxic masculinity and nationalism. The recurrent lyrics referencing guns, trucks, beer and girls in short shorts are uncreative and not entertaining in the least. However, older country artists and folk rock bands such as Creedence Clearwater Revival and Johnny Cash have stronger, more diverse themes and often carry an overt anti-war message. I hate the fact that what was once an interesting and powerful genre of music has now been claimed by gun-toting conservative bearded dudes, and it hurts my heart to say I hate country music when there are so many country artists that I very much enjoy, but cannot state the fact that I enjoy country music without being associated with the aforementioned group.
The asari sword because it’s the most weeaboo of them all and it fits in with my biotic charge and then backstab until they die because no one expects me behind them with a katana.
This one is Lepidopteres he is a moth and he is the last thing you’ll see when you’re up against the wall when the revolution comes.
And this one is Cyanospore who really wants to be your friend, but also really only knows how to express friendship through brawling, which is okay because it’s fun, right? Lots of fun! Let’s fight! Now! Yay!
1) Are they woodier or leafier? Succulent, deciduous, evergreen? 2) were they modeled after a specific plant? If not, what was your inspiration? 3) what kind of climate are they most comfortable in? 4) what kin of climate are they least comfortable in? 5) what’s their relationship with gender? 6) what’s their relationship with the Pale Tree? 7) how do they react to Mordremoth when they first hear him? 8) during what cycle were they born? 9) what are their opinions on Trahearne? 10) would they take selfies? 11) random headcanon! 12) how old are they? 13) what does their love life look like, if they have one? 14) what did they see in their Dream? 15) favorite thing about playing your salad? 16) what armor set are they currently wearing? 17) do they have a favorite major city? 18) what’s their favorite food? 19) least favorite food? 20) their biggest secret?
My DM has mentioned the possibility of my character’s death as a few too many NPC’s who can see the future so I’m worried that he might kill him off. So just in case he does and I’m not happy with it, I have some truly awful backup characters to pull out such as:
A half-orc barbarian who’s just Shrek
A Kenku that only communicates via a Duke Nukem soundboard
Paul of House Blart, Paladin of Ma’all, God of Justice and Mercantile
A gnome bard who exclusively plays Crazy Frog songs