Orlais is the worst fucking made up fantasy nation in all of made up fantasy history and if Dragon Age 4 doesn’t give me some robust guilottine mechanics, then I don’t give a shit.
I mean I can’t believe that the Bioware boys looked at Monty Python’s Life of Brian and were like “Yes, this is every gamer’s wish fulfilled” so I doubt that they’ll look at Robespierre and be like “Oh, actually this the ultimate power fantasy that hasn’t yet been tapped into by video games enough times”, so I doubt that they’ll make my dream DA4, where the options are human commoner, alienage elf, explicitly capital T Tal-Vashoth and casteless dwarf, and where you bring down the Chantry WITH FIRE
Orlais is the worst fucking made up fantasy nation in all of made up fantasy history and if Dragon Age 4 doesn’t give me some robust guilottine mechanics, then I don’t give a shit.
I feel like the real peril of growing up Christian that no one really talks about is how deeply veggie tales songs get embedded into your fuckin head like a ticking time bomb of inanity
it could be decades later and you’re minding your own business in line at the grocery store or on the bus or trying to fall asleep and from the depths of your brain comes “the bunny, the bunny, ooh I love the bunny”
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