one drunk ashlander in a cornerclub to another ashlander: hey whats the longest most unpronouncable word you wanna bet i can make that outlander believe my name is
“I will ask the Tribunal what we shall do with them, for they have had wisdom in the past that I had not. Stay here, loyal Dagoth-Ur, until I return. <…>
Nerevar asked his queen and generals to help him summon Azura yet again for her guidance. But the Tribunal had become as greedy as Kagrenac upon hearing of the power of the Heart and they coveted it. They made ritual as if to summon Azura as Nerevar wanted but Almalexia used poisoned candles and Sotha Sil used poisoned robes and Vivec used poisoned invocations. Nerevar was murdered.
<…>
And then the Tribunal went into Red Mountain and met with Dagoth-Ur. Dagoth-Ur saw what had been done, and he tried to avenge the death of Nerevar but to no avail. He was driven off and thought dead. The Tribunal found the tools he had been guarding and, through study of Kagrenac’s methods, turned themselves into gods.”
The Elder Scrolls (I era, Morrowind)
Almalexia (Dzeta), Sotha Sil (Commu and Enni), Vivec (Meha),
programming a self-driving car to play morrowind field music when everything is fine but when it detects a driving hazard like a jogging pedestrian or a busy roundabout it immediately interrupts the field music to play battle music until it detects that the hazard is gone and the battle music ends just as abruptly as it does when you finish a battle in morrowind
Krahka's OC and Meta Garbage-Palooza 