Palin Adaar – 3; ESO!Kleskizhae – 4, 8, 14; Jiira – 2, 8, 13

Palin

  • How did you choose their name?

So Dragon Age Inquisition. I immediately thought of the Spanish Inquisition sketch from Monty Python and I thought it’d be fun to name my DAI characters after members of Monty Python or at least references from it. Michael Palin was the guy who played the Cardinal in that sketch but I didn’t think Michael was really a good name for a Qunari. Ergo, Palin Adaar.

ESO!Kleskizhae

  • In developing their backstory, what elements of the world they live in played the most influential parts?

I can’t remember if I planned for him to be Direnni from the start (especially since I didn’t name him Kleskizhae Direnni) but like, I couldn’t’ve invented a better noble family for him to come from. His ancestors invented alchemy, conjuration, feudalism and the entire Breton race and they live in a tower that’s the oldest thing in the entire world, even older than every single rock because it’s the lab where the gods invented rocks. They’ve got like, a million curses because of things they themselves did but also all the witches they pissed off and still that’s not the thing that’s slowing them down. The massive peasant revolt in High Rock slowed them down. Also like, just general degeneracy and deciding that they’d rather get their brains blown out by magic crystals than get the guillotine so the Bretons can have High Rock if they want that’s fine. 

  • What (if anything) do you relate to within their character/story? 

The Three Banners War shouldn’t be happening because the three Alliances would probably be best working together and putting all three of their monarchs on the throne and we should all stop the whole war and conquest thing because it hurts more than it helps except in the most desperate circumstances. 

Also I spend way too much of my ESO game time just sitting by bards and listening to the songs. 

  • If you had to narrow it down to 2 things that you MUST keep in mind while working with your OC, what would those things be? 

Kleskizhae has an inordinately high opinion of himself, but he also has an inordinately high opinion of everyone else. He believes in raising everyone around him up to the high level of excellence and perfection that he is at, and that wouldn’t be so hard because they’re already there, they just need to BELIEVE IN THYSELF. A lot of his charm comes out of him bringing you into a magical, glorious world with him where we’re all figures of great import and legend. If he were more cynical he could use this to be a really good con artist, but he actually believes in you so he’s more of an inspirational speaker that’s not after your money the way most of them are.

There’s a few differences between SWTOR!Kleskizhae, ESO!Kleskizhae and GW2!Klejskizae that I need to make a whole venn diagram out of, but here’s one of them. SWTOR!Kleskizhae was briefly educated in appreciating classical Sith poetry as part of being a cultured member of high Sith society and shouts bad poetry about battle, passion and astronomical phenomena. ESO!Kleskizhae has read and studied how to write poetry quite a bit, both as a youth and an adult even while on the road adventuring, and he writes bawdy tavern songs and beautiful, lyrical love poetry in semi-archaic language in about equal measure. GW!Klejskizae is a professional skaald who apprenticed under a couple other skaalds and considers his artistic work as important if not more important to saving the world than his swording work, is mostly fluent in oral traditions and writes like, prose Eddas about great heroic feats of history, himself, people he likes and also works of propaganda.

Jiira

  • Did you design them with any other characters/OCs from their universe in mind?

So all of my TES characters exist together in one big, messy universe, interacting with each other and all that.

So when Skyrim was announced, I had planned to play the daughter of one of my Morrowind characters, Ijiir. He was a Khajiit who made it big in House Telvanni and the Imperial Cult and was about as secretly super ruthless and power-hungry whilst openly deferential and polite as you’d imagine from that kind of person. The Blades were looking for someone they could install into Telvanni affairs to give them intel and when Ijiir volunteered, they assumed he’d die pretty much immediately and let him do it because he didn’t know enough to spill too many secrets and he knew enough magic that he could probably not just end up thrown into slavery. No one expected him to be as good at it as he was, not even himself, really. He just wanted to leave the monastery in Elswyer and end slavery and didn’t realize that he had the right set of talent, non-intrusiveness and showing up at the right time and hooking up with the right people to end up Archmagister.

During his rise to power he had a brief sexual relationship with a Wood Elf maid in Tel Mora, who moved to Valenwood after he did some important quest for her and she promised to name her firstborn after him. This was supposed to be when Jiira was conceived, but then it turned out that Skyrim takes place 200 years after Oblivion and also huge things happened with the Aldmeri Dominion and everything and I wanted Jiira not to remember any time when Valenwood wasn’t run by the Thalmor and also I don’t think she’s actually half-Khajiit so I decided that she was named after him and she says that he’s her father, but that in reality, her real father was a shitty Bosmer of little note who left her mother shortly after she was born because he wasn’t ready to have kids.

Then I decided that guy was Mankar Camoran’s third child, who left his dad’s cult because he didn’t really buy into it and that he was too much of a coward to be a dad and that this made him waaaaaay too much of a coward to stick with assassinating the Emperor and having the entire damn world after his ass for that. So he lived when his father and siblings didn’t and no one ever learned about it, but like, he wasn’t a good guy. He was just not as bad a guy as he could’ve been.

  • What (if anything) do you relate to within their character/story? 

I mean there’s a reason that my third Elder Scrolls game in I made a character who is basically a fangirl of all my other characters and also of all the other lores. And I kinda agree with her that what people think is true is also extremely important and exerts a force all its own, but I’m a little less metaphysical about it and a whole helluva lot more pissed off about it.

Also I like archery and when I get the chance to shoot, she’s the character I feel most like out of all the archers I’ve got.

  • How far past the canon events that take place in their world have you extended their story, if at all? 

I learned my lesson about planning too far in advance after the Infernal City blew up all of Morrowind and then Skyrim took place 200 goddamn years in the future, so I don’t have a really solid answer until TES VI and/or VII. 

I know that her plan is to go back to Valenwood with an army and a couple of dragons to make her claim on the Camoran throne and toss the Dominion out by any means necessary, but preferably super cool and badass ones. At some point she’s gonna have to go on a real bad vision quest to come to terms with the fact that she’s a Camoran via Mankar and her grandpa almost blew up the whole world, and also at some point she’s gonna put her support behind a Silvenar and Green Lady and the Dominion is gonna support a different Silvenar and Green Lady and they’ll accuse each other of murdering the last ones and then there’ll be a whole anti-Silvenar and anti-Green Lady situation and that could be fun.

Also she has three children with Marcurio. Her eldest daughter will take after her dad and become a MASTER WIZARD and with her twins, one will go off to join the Graybeards and the other will take her place as a Nightingale and none of them will ever hear her speak because by that point her voice will be so powerful that her whispers will level mountains.

But eh, anything can happen.

open rp

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nausicaaharris:

Toa Nokama swims up to you:

“Hey there! This is my fursona, what do you think of her?”

“I THINK SHE’S EXCELLENT,” says 27th president of the United States of America, William Howard Taft. 

“PERHAPS YOU HELP ME DESIGN MY OWN, AH, ‘FURSONA’?”

“Why certainly!” says the Toa of Water.

“Simply accept a bite from the Fursona Bug!”

“OH? WHAT CONVENIENT MEANS OF TRANSFORMATION,” says Taft, curling his exuberant mustache with glee. “HERE, MY FLESH IS SUPPLE AND READY FOR THE BITE.”

“PLEASE, I MUST ASK THAT YOU BE GENTLE. MY WIFE IS VERY JEALOUS AND COULD MISTAKE A WOUND FOR A HICKEY RECEIVED IN AN UNFLATTERING MANNER.”

NOW HOWARD AS YOUR WIFE I MUST INSIS-

“Do not misunderstand, Helen! This is but a favor from one Rahi enthusiast to another! While I take an interest in wholly organic intelligences as a woman of science, I take no interest as a woman. He has been quite safe in this cocoon.”

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“See! He emerges!”

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“AUGHHHH SHRUGGOT”

“HELEN THIS IS MY TRUE FORM. I AM ONE WITH THE GODS AND THE UNIVERSE. JOIN ME HELEN. PLEASE HELEN. HELEN.”

Overwatch Characters as Dog Breeds

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Genji- Shiba Inu: “The Shiba Inu originated in Japan and

was used primarily as a hunting dog to flush out small game and birds. A small, agile dog that copes very well with mountainous terrain, the Shiba has an independent nature and can be reserved toward strangers but is loyal and affectionate to those who earn his respect.” 

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McCree- Coyote:
“The coyote is a canine native to North America and one of the most adaptable animals on the planet. It is gregarious, but not as dependent on packs as more social canid species like wolves are. The coyote is a prominent character in Native American folklore (Southwestern United States and Mexico), usually depicted as a trickster. As with other trickster figures, the coyote acts as a picaresque hero which rebels against social convention through deception and humor.”

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Pharah- Pharaoh Hound
: “The Pharaoh Hound is an ancient dog breed who has changed little since its development more than 5,000 years ago. They were the dog of kings and may have hunted gazelles with pharaohs, hence their name. As with any hound, they can have moments of aloofness and can be strong-willed, but in the main they are gentle and get along well with others. They love human companionship and will seek out affection and attention from people while still maintaining their independence.”

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Ana- Canaan Dog
: “

The Canaan Dog is a pariah dog that has survived in the desert region of Israel for thousands of years. Canaan dogs have a strong survival instinct. They are quick to react and wary of strangers, and will alert to any disturbances with prompt barking, thus making them excellent watchdogs. Though defensive, they are not aggressive and are very good with children”

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Reaper- Presa Canario
: “

The Perro de Presa Canario, A.K.A. the Canary Mastiff, is a Molosser-type dog breed originally bred for working livestock. They are large dogs with thick and muscular bodies.

Their aspect denotes power. They are especially gifted for the function of guard and defense; their impetuous temperament, fighting skill, and low, deep bark make them quite formidable. They are gentle and noble with family and distrustful with strangers.”

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Tracer- Jack Russell Terrier
: “Jack Russells are an energetic breed originating in England, and rely on a high level of exercise and stimulation.

Jack Russells tend to be extremely intelligent, athletic, fearless, and vocal dogs.

Despite their small size, they have a tremendous amount of energy, a fact which can sometimes lead to trouble involving larger animals.”

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Hanzo- Akita Inu
:
“The Akita is a large and powerful dog breed with a noble and intimidating presence originally used for guarding royalty and nobility in feudal Japan. The Akita also tracked and hunted wild boar, black bear, and sometimes deer. A fearless and loyal guardian of his family, the Akita does not back down from challenges and does not frighten easily.”

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Junkrat- Dingo
: “The dingo is a wild dog found in Australia. They are opportunistic hunters, but will also scavenge from human settlements and even eat fruits and plants. Europeans regarded them as devious and cowardly, since they did not “fight bravely”. They were seen as predators that killed wantonly, rather than out of hunger. They were associated with thieves, vagabonds, and bushrangers.”

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Mei- Samoyed
:

Originally bred to hunt, haul sledges, and herd reindeer, the Samoyed dog breed proved a valuable companion for northwestern Siberia’s Samoyede people. To this day, the Samoyed’s reputation as an intelligent, dignified, family dog is well deserved. They often choose to dote on one special person in the household, but are affectionate with everyone in the pack. Happiest when part of family life, this breed needs to be with people. In fact, leaving a Samoyed alone too much is the best way to make them miserable.”

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Torbjörn- Schipperke
: “Known for a stubborn, mischievous, and headstrong temperament, the Schipperke is sometimes referred to as the “little devil”. Schipperkes are very smart and independent; and sometimes debate listening to owners, instead choosing to do whatever benefits them. They are formidable barkers and can be aggressive with other dogs.”

Widowmaker- Standard Poodle: “The poodle is a medium sized dog originating from France. Although today’s poodles seem to epitomize a life of leisure and luxury, make no mistake: These are real dogs bred to do real jobs. Poodles are renowned for a playful but dignified personality and keen intelligence, as well as what his fans call “an air of distinction”: a dignified attitude that’s hard to describe, but easy to spot in the dog.”

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D.Va- Korean Jindo
:
“Originating in South Korea, the Jindo exhibit unmatched loyalty. They are incredibly intelligent dogs with a knack for hunting, tricks, and even agility.

Renowned for their bravery and intelligence, they show diehard loyalty to their owners, making them great companions, and rather reserved with strangers, making them effective watchdogs as well. In fact, they are such good watchdogs that the Korean army frequently uses them as guard dogs for military bases.”

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Reinhardt- Leonberger
:
“Originally from Germany, this giant breed, with their lion-like looks and deep bark, make intimidating watch dogs.

First and foremost a family dog, the Leonberger’s temperament is one of their most important and distinguishing characteristics. Leonbergers are self-assured, well-composed, and self-disciplined when obliging its family or property with protection.”

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Roadhog- Bullmastiff
:
“The Bullmastiff is a

a large, quiet, fearless dog with the speed to track down poachers and the strength to hold them. While standoffish toward strangers, they have a soft spot for loved ones.

Large and powerfully built, the Bullmastiff was bred to be a silent watchdog and only rarely barks; their formidable appearance is a wonderful deterrent to would-be attackers or intruders. They are determined protectors when needed and a loving family companion the rest of the time.”

Zarya- Caucasian Shepherd Dog:

“Caucasian shepherd dogs are large, strongly-boned, muscular, and even-tempered molossers originating in Russia. They have existed since ancient times, and served shepherds in the Caucasus mountains as guard dogs, defending sheep from predators, mainly wolves, jackals and bears. They are still successfully served in this job.”

Lúcio- Boxer:

Boxers are large, muscular, square-headed dogs who look imposing but are very bright, energetic, and playful. They are known to be clownish and loving to their family, but also headstrong, dignified, and self-assured, especially in guard work.

They often are distrustful of strangers at first, but will not be aggressive unless they perceive a threat to their families.”

Mercy- Berger Blanc Suisse: “The Berger Blanc Suisse is a breed of dog originating in Switzerland. Most are gentle, very intelligent and learn easily. They are loyal to their family and may be wary around strangers, but are not prone to show shy or fearful behavior. They are suited for a variety of services to man from search and rescue to medical alert to therapy. They are also structured and have temperaments to succeed at performance events.”

Symmetra- Kanni:
“The Kanni is a rare indigenous South Indian dog breed used mainly for hunting.

Though usually shy, it will always defend its home or master, if the need arises. They are a silent breed and are not nuisance barkers. The Kanni dogs are faithful and easy to train but they will always think independently when on a hunt. They are extremely agile and strong while remaining light on their feet.” 

Soldier: 76- Yellow Black Mouth Cur: “ The Black Mouth Cur is a well-muscled rugged herding, hunting, and all around utility dog originating in America.

The black mouth cur was bred as a homestead dog that would protect its family and home against intruders. This means that a well-bred black mouth cur is territorial; most off their ‘turf’ work well with other dogs, hunting or herding stock, but on their family property will chase the same dog away.”

Zenyatta- That Ipod Dog Thing One of Your Friends Owned in Middle School

Y’know. This one.

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NOW THIS IS A GOOD POST

Bastion though?

BigDog

BigDog is a dynamically stablequadruped robot created in 2005 by Boston Dynamics with Foster-Miller, the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory, and the Harvard University Concord Field Station.[1]It was funded by DARPA, but the project was shelved after the BigDog was deemed too loud for combat

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did i ever tell u guys that in fifth grade my class wrote a play bc we were studying ancient greece? it was called persephone and the (not so hot) heroes. i played demeter. basically, persephone got kidnapped by kronos and i strong armed hades into giving me 3 heroes from the underworld to get her back but they were actually terrible and i forget how she was actually saved but bottom line is that you wish you were my fifth grade class

this wasn’t little either, we used the town hall and we wore togas and shit

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me as demeter

some lines (this was a joint effort of a bunch of greek-savvy 10/11 year olds):

athena: ‘im the goddess of wisdom but you don’t notice me telling everyone. i’m too smart for that’

aphrodite: is zeus chasing some mortal woman again?

athena: no this time he and hera have gone for marriage counselling

athena: we can ask hades to let them out of the underworld to help

aphrodite: he’ll never agree, he’s such a deadly bore (we made a fucking pun im so angry)

demeter: hades wont pick up. he’s too busy torturing the dead in tartarus

hades: i can’t undo the laws of death. just think of the paperwork.

aphrodite: the humidity is messing up my hair. it’s getting all frizzy

athena: is that all you care about?

aphrodite: no, it’s also messing up my dress

demeter: it’s so dark, and there aren’t any trees or flowers

hades: what do we need trees for, everybody’s dead

– 

paris: yeah, and i can shoot straight! isn’t that right, achilles?

(hades enters)

paris: who are you? do we know you?

achilles: im mighty achilles

odysseus: im wily odysseus

paris: and im hungry paris

kronos: i really am awesome, aren’t i

aeton: one wrong move and you’re history

odysseus: fool! we already are history!

demeter: where are those mortals? i left them right there.

athena: are you sure? this isnt the first time you’ve lost someone.

I suddenly have the need for the entire screenplay, and to direct it at my college.

@teashoesandhair

These are funnier than literally any retelling I have ever done and I’m not even mad about it.

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if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

You missed some of the best ones

the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.

But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean.

How could you forget this one though

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ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS T I M E

NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE

IT’S TIME

IT IS TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S NOT TIME IT’S JULY

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

NOT YET

IT’S TIME

IT’S TOO DAMN EARLY. STOP.

ITS TIME. ITS BEEN TIME FOR MONTHS.

IT’S TIME GUYS

I was listening to this as I scrolled down my dash and I saw this post:

and the gif is not only perfectly fitting but it was also perfectly timed so I thought I’d add it here

you’re welcome

ITS TIME

ITS TIME

ITS TIME

ITS TIME

ITS TIME

ITS TIME!!!

ITS TIME

I T S T I M E

I T S TIME

@dani-the-flower-bab @asexual-trashbag @the-life-of-trash-aka-adrian

ITS TIME

YESSSSS

IT’S TIME!

IT’S TIME!

NOW its Time 

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friend of the day!

please making a welcome tiny orb smallfriend, crucifix toad

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he tiny

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he round

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sometimes, he sad

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sometimes worry

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an Orb of Melancholy

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he hide a lot

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more hiding

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but it’s ok!! he have friends!!!

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they also very round

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very bright

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away he goe!

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goodbye!!