sothasil:

Shitty wizard, has like 3 friends, who decided to put him in charge, someone help this boy,

“krif zey ko saad laas/ksl” – fight me in real life/irl

“grind zey ko piiv” – meet me in (the) pit

“ofaal pruzah” – git gud

“ni pah muz” – not all men

“mmm fos drey hi saag” – mmm whatcha say

“fahdondrik” – friendzone

“bo ahst zey zeymah” – come at me bro(ther)

“naak dii ulaan reym” – eat my entire ass

“vos zey naak hin reym” – lemme eat yo ass

“waan hi vis etaak daar hi los medliinvas” – if u can read this u r gay

“dii lingrahprakem dreh ni” – my anaconda don’t

“d’reg” – m’lady

oceanwitch:

         JULIANOS
         Julianos, the God of Wisdom and Logic, is one of the Nine Divines. Often associated with Jhunal, the Nordic father of language and mathematics, Julianos is the Cyrodilic god of literature, law, history, and contradiction. Monastic orders founded by Tiber Septim and dedicated to Julianos are the keepers of the Elder Scrolls.

                                            tes aesthetics | the nine divines

thepleasuregoblin:

Morrowind is objectively the best game in the series because it has the colovian fur helm

mannimarcos:

Mankar Camoran

:^o

Source: mannimarcos

wolfman-murphy:

hero-of-kvatch:

it’s pretty…… fucked up what the night mother did in oblivion. like she knew all of it was gonna happen. she let it happen because????? ungolim was “incompetent” and wanted to replace him???????

1st of all, why did she pick him if he was incompetent.. and how can someone be bad at just relaying information? that’s his whole job. it’s the easiest in the whole hierarchy

2nd….. why sacrifice the whole black hand and the hq sanctuary…. The Most Competent Groups in the dark brotherhood… is everyone dispensable to her lol????

3rd, this definitely lead to the near/downfall of the dark brotherhood in later years…. and she does it again to the only remaining sanctuary?? (tbh.. i blame Bad Writing on the skyrim db questline.. it’s just a weak rehash)

in conclusion:???????? aaaaaaaa (that’s me screaming)

5000 septims says it’s because the Night Mother is just Mephala figuratively jamming her hand up a corpse to use it like a sock puppet. All the way back to the Morag Tong schism. It was just Mephala pretending to argue with her sock puppet, to make people start taking sides against each other, plotting and feuding and conspiring and killing each other and having things blow up in their faces, while she just sits back and laughs and laughs until her sides are in orbit around Masser. Because what else do you expect, this is 1000% Her Thing and her M.O. I can only imagine how *utterly hilarious* she thinks it all is.