Other Daedric Princes: “it’s kinda hard to find people that even want to bother worshipping us like that anymore. most people who do exist in very small numbers and are often times too frightened to even consider hearing us out :(”
Malacath, drinking from a mug that says “best daedric dad”: “can’t relate”
Malacath: *pulls wallet out from between his pecs* you want to see some pictures of my kids?
*20,000,000 pictures of orcs fall out*
Malacath: this one is my favorite. This one is also my favorite. This one is also my
Tag: elder scrolls
The Clockwork whispered long and low
And what he said no mortal can know
I love Vivec because the other nations must be like “So your god is this non-binary, half-yellow, half-grey, warrior-poet king with a six-pack and his tits out. Y’all are so weird” and the Dunmer would be like “You just offended my religious feelings you s’wit”
todd howard has told a lot of lies, but “horses can handle the harsh terrain of skyrim with ease” may be the largest
i was wondering, will mods made by people in the creation club be considered canon like the dlcs
uesp:
There’s going to be a fifteen page article on UESP about screaming trains.
We stray further from god’s light everyday.
The only light here is the light at the end of the tunnel. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a train. The train is screaming. We all are screaming.
elder scrolls: hey we heard you love elves, we have tons of elves, over 6 different races of elves! ancient lost races of elves! even dwarves are el–
me, gathering every khajiit in my arms: what’s an elf
Everyone is getting House Redoran as their result for the quiz, and then there’s me
The filthy ashlander
I’m a FRAUD
Wait what quizzzz? Can I get a link?
Here’s the link for you and anyone else who wants to take it~
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