Uncategorized – Page 42 – Krahka's OC and Meta Garbage-Palooza

leopharry:

I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.

inkyxward:

gaudybitchprince:

kelssiel:

corvidcorgi:

viridian-sun:

heedra:

why do wizards and mages and shit in stuff always have to use a fucking stick or staff to do magic. what’s so special about a gotdamn tree bone

there’s a huge occult explanation for that but long story short: if you miscast do you want a stick to explode or your hand?

also good for hitting people

twirly

dramatic flair

tastes good

pink-reindeer:

mistressdratha:

mistressdratha:

u kno a video game elf is good when you gotta tag them w/ nsfw or nudity whenever theyre depicted

whenever vivec visits cyrodiil or summerset there are buoyant armigers surrounding hir covering hir nipples and ass with their hands

~~i see quality posts like this at 1am, i cannot rest til i draw them, simple as~~

dirtsalad:

On a scale of 1 to Canach, how weird are you at parties?

dinnasaw:

thecollectibles:

Mother Payload Bleeds by

Vladimir Krisetskiy

@largerussianman

Source: thecollectibles

good-janet:

communistgunch:

Y’all going oh my God DADDY over jeff goldblum need to admit that u know he’s just a fucking weirdo, he’s just Chad mads mikkelson, you need to face facts, you know in your HEART that for a date he’d take you to a bougie thrift store (oh yea, they EXIST) and buy you a sweater and then over dinner he’d tell you that the sweater is haunted and talk about some lame conspiracy theory he overheard whilst in the queue at 7/11 at 3am. Don’t let the fact he’s over 50 with a mysteriously still intact hairline fool you. He’s just chaotic neutral in nice knitwear.

You say that as though anything you described was a bad thing.

too-easy-being-green:

zerpderptwerp:

eternalgirlscout:

i will kill you: basic threat; overused; lacks serious weight

pee your pants: up-and-coming; respectable; unexpected

i will pee your pants: full of the promise of grief and terror; absolutely devastating

Your pants can’t wait for my pee

And here we have it, the most terrifying sentence in the universe

commander-ledi:

mozzarella-shenanigans:

commander-ledi:

commander-ledi:

dragon age player characters should be allowed to swim

like if mr. skyrim can swim while wearing full armor made out of rocks or whatever, my inquisitor dressed in light armor should be allowed to swim too instead of dying instantly if water level comes above his knees

Mr. Skyrim,,,,,,

yeah, him. mr. skyrim, the guy who screams at dragons and eats bees.

aku-no-homu:

Winston paraphrasing Carl Sagan’s reflections on Earth