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GW2 Belcher’s Bluff – Back in My Day Quotes

• When activated, characters will shout out one of the following lines, depending on their race and gender.

Asura – Male

Are you a parabola? Because I like your curves. 
You’re positively exothermic, but I bet you get that reaction constantly.
You could be the element that balances my equation. 
Did you precipitate directly from luminous ether? 
I feel we may be on the same wavelength. 
You are the very quintessence of pulchritude.

Asura – Female

Hey baby, you can’t spell momentum without you and me. 
My signal to noise ratio you’re exhibiting has risen. 
In love’s eternal struggle, you and I make the perfect Eternal Alchemy. 
We’re all elements sweetie. So how about you and me make a compound? 
Nice signal to noise ratio you’re exhibiting.

Charr – Male

You. Me. Moonlight. Dining on raw steak. 
Love conquers all, sweetheart. 
All’s fair in love and war. 
Mmm…you rub my fur the right way. 
Mm..Mm..Mm…you smell like battle.

Charr – Female

I know you like what you see. 
Who wouldn’t be jealous of me? Who wouldn’t feel threatened by me? 
Is that your tail twitching, or are you just happy to see me? 
Nice teeth. 
Only thing better than me.. is me and you.

Human – Male

Are you real? Or did Lyssa send me a beautiful illusion? 
Are you a thief? Because you just stole my heart. 
Care to dance? 
New cologne, check it out! 
You and me baby, don’t fight it; it’s destiny.

Human – Female

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes… 
I guarantee I’m as good as I look. 
You can steal my heart any time. 
Give me some sugar.

Norn – Male

You’ll like me in spirit form! You know you will. I’m awesome and you deserve me! 
You’re prettier than the moot in the summertime. 
Wanna see my weapon collection? 
I’m always hunting for love. What about you? 
I’m everything you need. Leave your lover for me.

Norn – Female

(giggle) Whoa… you make me feel like I’m at an alemoot! 
Oooh! Those are some fine fighting muscles you have there. 
How about we go somewhere private and change forms. 
What’s your totem sweetie? 
If you dance like you fight, you can dance with me any time.

Sylvari – Male

Mind if I try on your armor? You can stay in it. 
Come closer, and let’s see what sprouts. 
The very sight of you makes my leaves tremble. 
I know a meadow where we can get lost within the wildflowers. 
I may be flora, but you and I can have some fauna.

Sylvari – Female

You and I could have our own Wyld Hunt. 
Knock knock. Who’s there? Warden. Warden who? Warden you like a kiss? 
When I’m near you, I feel like blooming! 
Hello cutie, I was made to climb your wall. 
You walked straight out of my dream.