for some reason i’m getting a warlock read, and your Dragon Age tendencies sort of make me think dwarf? that’s entirely because dragon age to be fair it might be complete bullshit

I could see it since I want incredible knowledge and power, but I don’t really want to work for it and I don’t have it inherently so if some unknowable eldritch force came up to me and offered me a book that had all kinds of deep sea knowledge, made me able to cast Comprehend Languages and also like, a bunch of other spells and also showed me whether there’s life on other planets and what they’d be like, I’d be down for it.

I think I’m a little more dwarf as of TES than as of DA idk

remnantofahero:

Reblog if, after jumping into another dimension to get your magic sword and accidentally freeing a god dead set on destroying the world, you WOULDN’T wait to mention it until the worst possible moment. Trying to prove a point to a co-worker.

guardofvariansbutt:

guardofvariansbutt:

Me: watching videos on all boss fights, reads up on fights in the dungeon journal, listens to raid leader explains fight, learns my class dps rotation and talents, buys all needed food and pots for raid

Me in the actual raid: 

This was a world of Warcraft vauge post but I see people tag this as final fantasy 14 or gw2 and I’m just glad the feeling is universal