I made a very dumb blog for whenever I feel like a megalomaniac crazy wizard so that I can keep my impulses in check or maybe perhaps stoke them because I need this feeling in my life. This good good Telvanni feel.
I wish IRL star signs actually meant shit aside from like.. gay tumblr overthinking… i wish they were like the elder scrolls ones. Accidentally locked yourself out? Good thing you’re a virgo and you can open a medium lock every 24 hours
Your players are faced with an ancient Sumerian curse! However, since the early ancient Sumerian language was only used for recording tax debts, it turns out to actually be an ancient Sumerian bill.
and therefore they need to get hold of some ancient Sumerian coinage and bring it to the ruins of the ancient Sumerian tax office, because the Sumerians had a pleasingly direct way of preventing tax evasion, namely horrifying curses.
well I don’t have any coin but I have these copper ingots, lovely copper ingots, from a very reputable merchant, never heard a word said against him, very thorough with his paperwork, anyway they’re guaranteed pure copper and proper weight, so can I pay my tax with those?
I just want everyone to take a step back for a second and really think about how we’re using the most powerful knowledge tool in history to make jokes about a specific dude who lived almost 4000 years ago.
a family can be a strange man who stands over people while they sleep, a Vampire, their two adopted lizard-people twins, an Orc who’s never even heard of the word “discreet”, an asshole cat that hates you on sight, a sweet looking girl with an obsession for murder, and an elf who is generally the only true “normal” one amongst them.
Imagine you’re a time traveller and you went back to 1987 and you hear the #1 charting Rick Astley single “Never Gonna Give You Up” playing on the radio or MTV and you just start fucking losing it and you have no way to explain what’s so funny to the people of 1987 around you, just no possible frame of reference for them to understand.
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