You ever just accidentally forget about how much you love Spider-Man, bisexual icon for the ages, and then realize that you’ve spent all this time forgetting about how much you love this friendly neighborhood disaster nerd and feel bad because you could’ve been spending so much time being grateful that Spider-Man is in your cultural zeitgeist?

I do.

A Really Good DC/Marvel Crossover

Peter Parker works at the Daily Planet and befriends Clark Kent because they both have all these “sudden emergencies” during work and they tend to be at exactly the same time so they’re constantly having these meaningful glances where they’re like “I know you’re definitely also a superhero, but I’m not gonna break superbro code and out you”.

Then one day they do work together in a superheroic thing and then Spider-Man and Superman have a thing where they are like “HELLO SPIDER-MAN WE ARE MEETING FOR THE FIRST TIME” “YES I AM SO GLAD TO MEET YOU MR. SUPERMAN WHOM I HAVE NEVER MET IN MY LIFE AND DEFINITELY NOT AT WORK”