matrixmartis:

I couldn’t resist xD

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS STEALING KLESKIZHAE’S MOVES TO HIT ON KLESKIZHAE’S GIRLFRIEND JESUS CHRIST NO ONE EVER TELLS ME THESE THINGS YOU NEED TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS KIND OF SHIT

Though given that he had a chance with her: yes. You totally have a chance with her. You’re absolutely her type, and that type is creepy, vaguely poetic weirdos. Add some rambling about the Force and you’re set.