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Necromancy as a Career Choice

Necromancer: The best kind of dead end job.

Need a hand doing some work?
Raise a staff of skeletons of zombies.

Bored? Lonely? Speak to the
dead. Sometimes they never shut up.

It’s time to consider that necromancy might be the field of study for you.

– Brought to you by the Council of Licensed Necromancers

“Please raise the dead responsibly”

Art by @egregoredesign


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