If this gets 150 notes, I will walk in the Dragon*Con parade dressed as Tom Servo with a sign saying “I’m walking for HELPING CHILDREN THROUGH RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT”

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The flip side of the sign will say “That stands for Hi, Everyone. Let’s Pitch In ‘N’ Get Cracking Here In Louisiana Doing Right, Eh? Now Then. Hateful Rich Overbearing Ugly Guys Hurt Royally Everytime Someone Eats A Radish, Carrot, Hors d’oeuvre, And Never Does Dishes. Eventually, Victor Eats Lunch Over Peoria Mit Ein Neuesberger Tod,”