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Without corporate blogs none of you would know when to stop running memes into the ground
corporate blogs
are the meme carnivores that keep the population in check. a detestable yet essential part of the meme ecosystem
Acolyte: If your character were a deity, what would they be patron of?
Charlatan: Who does your character wished to be, as opposed to who they are now?
Criminal: If your character were to be arrested, what would it be for?
Entertainer: Write a one paragraph drabble heralding your character or their deeds as though a bard had written it.
Folk Hero: What is the most heroic (or villainous) thing your character has ever been a part of?
Guild Artisan: If adventuring were no longer an option, what profession would your character take up? Why?
Hermit: If your character were left alone on a deserted island with all their abilities but no supplies besides the clothes on their back, what measures would they take to leave the island? Or would they leave at all?
Noble: Your character is invited to the equivalent of a red carpet event. What do they wear?
Outlander: What is your character’s dream vacation?
Sage: If your character were to become a teacher, what subject would they teach?
Sailor: Write a log book/journal entry from your character’s perspective.
Soldier: What is your character willing to fight for?
Urchin: Who had the most influence on your character during their childhood?
so who else is in the mood to run off to a series of small, interconnected caves with me, and be cave neighbors for the next ten years,
cons: we wont know about any new memes
pros: we make our own cave neighbor memes about the bugs we see doin weird shit and that one cave that leaks when it rains except we can’t find the hole it’s leaking through
cave memes i’m submitting for your consideration:
- *aiming hunting implements at anything that isn’t a bird* this bird is gonna be delicious
- personifying rocks, constnatly,
- “my digging skills are delightful, which you would know, if you ever bothered to know me the way you know your beetles”
- throw the stone, Maurice.
- one of our cave neighbors is a geologist. they know the names of all the kinds of rocks. the rest of us mispronounce them constantly on purpose and correct each other’s pronunciation with even more wrong ones.
- making up elaborate insults towards bugs, and saying them, to the bugs
- the implications of Ji-won’s moss beds (the joke is nobody can ever agree on the implications)
- mushrooms in places they dont belong
- yelling “hhchruckkkk!” in a high-pitched voice, several times in a row, whenever
- “the best tasting dirt comes from Jamal’s cave”
- worm disco
feel free to submit your own cave memes
these are some of the best memes ive seen all year in all honestly
Tag yourself, I’m “throw the stone, Maurice”
There’s a DAI meme regarding inquisitor-as-companion on my dash right now, and I remember this version of a SWTOR character-as-companion meme by worstjediever a while back, so I’m not going to claim credit for this one. But here are some more in-depth questions on the theme of “What would your character be like as a companion?”
- Which classes can recruit your character? Are there any other requirements for recruitment (alignment, for instance), and is it easier or harder for specific classes? (Assume a more complex recruitment system than the game currently has.)
- Can you flirt or pursue a romance line with this character? (One need not strictly lead to the other.) How does the character react? What’s the storyline like? Which player characters can take these options?
- Which other existing companions does this character have notable interactions with? If unromanced, do they enter relationships with other companions? Are they mutually exclusive with any other companions?
- Can the player at any time cause this character to leave? Is it possible to get this character killed?
- Does this character use any unique companion abilities? (For examples of unique abilities already ingame: Nadia’s Wild Energy AoE, Tharan’s Deploy Holiday stun.)
- What kinds of actions gain and lose affection with this character? How much?
- What are some notable points in this character’s questline?
- What kind of commentary do they offer while following you into different areas?
- Do they have specific reactions with class storylines or the endgame storyline?
- Are customizations available? What do some of them look like?
inspired by Guardians of the Galaxy, this post,and Peter Quill’s mom
- a song that you consider to be your own personal anthem
- a song to make a dramatic entrance to
- a song about making it rich and achieving your dreams
- a song you could commit a crime to
- a song about making bad romantic decisions
- a song to help block out the world
- a song that makes you dance like a small sproutling
- a song you would never admit to liking under the worst torture in the universe
- a song that makes you want to kick someone’s ass
- a song you insist everyone must hear in their lifetime
- a song that cheers you up when you’re sad
- a song about moving on and growing up
meme hard (part 1)
“ill see you meme loving fucks in hell”
1. German Naruto Opening / 2. Heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa by He-Man / 3. German Sparkle Party by The Something Experience / 4. Disco Pogo / 5. Fucking Best Song Everrr by Wallpaper / 6. Gangnam Style by Psy / 7. You’re Gonna Go Far Kid by The Offspring / 8. Bad Boy by Cascada / 9. Harlem Shake by Baauer / 10. Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley / 11, Can’t Hug Every Cat by eHarmony Girl / 12. Promise by Hirose Kohmi / 13. Nyan Cat / 14. Cooking by the Book (Remix) by Lazy Town Cast ft. Lil Jon / 15. Hit Me Baby One More Time by Britney Spears / 16. Booty Man by Time Wilson / 17. Ding Dong Song by Gunther / 18. Apple Bottom Jeans by Flo Rida / 19. All Star by Smash Mouth / 20. Hoedown Throwdown by Miley Cyrus / 21. The Duck Song by Byrant Oden