Peter Parker works at the Daily Planet and befriends Clark Kent because they both have all these “sudden emergencies” during work and they tend to be at exactly the same time so they’re constantly having these meaningful glances where they’re like “I know you’re definitely also a superhero, but I’m not gonna break superbro code and out you”.
Then one day they do work together in a superheroic thing and then Spider-Man and Superman have a thing where they are like “HELLO SPIDER-MAN WE ARE MEETING FOR THE FIRST TIME” “YES I AM SO GLAD TO MEET YOU MR. SUPERMAN WHOM I HAVE NEVER MET IN MY LIFE AND DEFINITELY NOT AT WORK”
the thor movies are always the best tbh like that’s right up my alley
sorry steve and tony i dont care about your dumb governmence and politics i wanna see this centuries-old magical boy prince use vine for the first time
“hey its thor and this is smack cam” *punches loki across the earth*