A Really Good DC/Marvel Crossover

Peter Parker works at the Daily Planet and befriends Clark Kent because they both have all these “sudden emergencies” during work and they tend to be at exactly the same time so they’re constantly having these meaningful glances where they’re like “I know you’re definitely also a superhero, but I’m not gonna break superbro code and out you”.

Then one day they do work together in a superheroic thing and then Spider-Man and Superman have a thing where they are like “HELLO SPIDER-MAN WE ARE MEETING FOR THE FIRST TIME” “YES I AM SO GLAD TO MEET YOU MR. SUPERMAN WHOM I HAVE NEVER MET IN MY LIFE AND DEFINITELY NOT AT WORK”

ironmanlesbian:

ironmanlesbian:

did loki kidnap actual earth matt damon to play him in the theatre?? did he really do that??

loki, running around desperately on midgard – “who amongst you is the greatest actor of all time?”

someone who really loved good will hunting – “matt damon!”

loki – “i must have this legendary… matt damon. take me to him!”