there is literally nothing funnier than joshua graham, impossible to kill badass that even lived through being set on fuckin fire, being quoted by pinterest/etsy moms who think he’s some poet or something they’ve never heard of before
i had this saved such a long time ago, so i tried doing a reverse image search and only ended up finding a deleted tumblr post. i think i unknowingly preserved a relic.
you’re a mailman. you tried to do your job but then you didn’t. your head hurts. go for a walk. it’s nevada. there’s ants. there’s men. they’ll fire a gun.
how the writers wanted benny to come across: your mysterious killer. master schemer you have to track across the mojave in order to solve his machinations,. leader of one of the most powerful groups on the new vegas strip who will do anything to make his plans work out. seemingly always two steps ahead of his adversaries
how benny actually is in game: somehow manages to fuck up a point blank headshot. twice. everyone you meet trashes his hideous jacket. can’t keep any allies because he is a compulsive backstabber. potato face. says phrases like “give those charlies a shake for the ben-man”. writes you the least romantic one night stand note ever conceived. gets caught by the legion because he refused to walk around without hair pomade
si tacuisses philosophus mansisses and stuff
bff
can you snipe with a fat man because that’s the only way you’re killing this shithead
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