most people in skyrim: yeah about 500 years ago tiber septim founded the empire and then about 200 years ago the oblivion crisis happened and thats just about every important event
every nord: at the DAWN OF TIME my greeat great grandfather HANDS FUCK-BEARD, the greatest hero who EVER LIVED, built this farm with with nothing but his NUTS
Sometimes in Arena when people don’t have anything important to say, they just long for the end of Morrowind. Then I found this guy in Morrowind who I guess is just completely done…
people give skyrim a lot of flack for being shallow and badly written or whatever but how could it be when it has produced what is quite frankly the best video game line, nay, the best line of dialogue ever written fullstop
I wish IRL star signs actually meant shit aside from like.. gay tumblr overthinking… i wish they were like the elder scrolls ones. Accidentally locked yourself out? Good thing you’re a virgo and you can open a medium lock every 24 hours
a family can be a strange man who stands over people while they sleep, a Vampire, their two adopted lizard-people twins, an Orc who’s never even heard of the word “discreet”, an asshole cat that hates you on sight, a sweet looking girl with an obsession for murder, and an elf who is generally the only true “normal” one amongst them.
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