sahloknirs:

nuka-rockit:

NORDS:

•  V I K I N G S
• probably eat nails for breakfast
• without milk
• seriously though these guys have some issues with people drinking milk
• their fashion sense is basically strapping as many dead animals to themselves as they can
• punch each other for funsies
• resolve polictical conflict by via shouting contest

ALTMER:

• commonly called high elves because they’re so fucking tall
• fab
• superiority complex
• do not engage in magical combat with them because you will lose
• will not rest until they have complained about everything

BOSMER:

• smol
• chillest of the elven races
• outdoor enthusiasts
• archery skills to rival legolas
• won’t eat their vegetables

KHAJIIT:

• furry
• Khajiit likes to speak about themselves in 3rd person
• nomads
• it’s not breaking the law if no one sees you doing it
• their hands are their weapons. no seriously they got claws
• their king is chosen by the moons. I’m serious

IMPERIALS:

• like building empires
• not very good at running empires
• rich bitches
• still sad because they lost sir patrick steward and his son sean bean
• slapfights with the altmer 24/7
• longing for the day when they will get their shit together

DUNMER:

• Edgelords™

• their eyes are red their skin is blue they’ll probably set fire to you
• ghost whisperer(s)
• their gods tend to hold grudges
• seriously dont piss of their gods they will fuck you over
• kind of in a bad place after most of their homeland literally exploded

BRETONS:

• politics
• will sell you for one cornchip
• kind of the elves’ unwanted bastard child
• secretly really good at magic
• don’t like their rural cousins in the Reach very much

REDGUARDS:

• will knock you on your butt
• P I R A T E S
• What’s that? You wanna invade their homeland? I’m sorry your authority isn’t recognized in Fort Kickass
• wanna see a magic trick?
• no
• no they don’t

ARGONIANS:

• lizard
• can breathe underwater
• history of getting fucked over by the dunmer
• tree huggers
• i still dont understand why their women got tiddies. but they do
• maids: lusty

ORISMER:

• mean green killing machines
• literally trained from birth to hand your ass to you
• isolate themselves a ot
• not that they have to try because they get shit from literally everyone
• master smiths
• their god may be a bit of a dick sometimes but he looks out for his people
• resting bitchface