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@gailsimone tweeted this way back in February, and I just cant get it out of my head. We really do need Lois Lane way more than Superman.
How can I get Tumblr to make this a thing? This hashtag is what I’ve been waiting for, and now it even has an amazing graphic!
This is great and I’m totally down. Tell me when.
Behind the scenes of Justice League (2017)
They better keep this in the movie.
Give me Superman with an awful southern accent. Give me Clark Kent sounding like he grew up on a farm (oh wait). Give me Superman the Journalist using y’all and all y’all and ain’t. Basically just give me Superman from Kansas
And DEFENDING IT.
“No, Lois, it’s not bad English. It’s a descriptive grammar theory and it serves a linguistic function.”
“C’mon, Smallville, are you really defending your use of ain’t?”
“Some of us actually went to class in college. If y’all are gonna give me a hard time about it, I’m gonna fight back.”
Clark making that “oop” noise when he bumps into inanimate objects.
But can you imagine Clark being so conditioned to this he bumps into an unmoving Bruce in the Watchtower once, and Bruce just slowly turns to stare at Clark and now it’s Clark’s turn to freeze because he just ‘oop’ed freaking Batman.
Or using ‘ain’t’ once around Bruce and Bruce just slowly goes rigid and stares at him.
“Did you just say ‘ain’t’?”
“Umm… yes?”
“You’re a writer!”
“Yeah, Bruce, and I’m also a farm boy from Kansas. It’s a legitimate word. Just because I don’t write with it doesn’t mean I don’t say it!”
And Bruce can’t even believe the indignity.
Give me Clark Kent saying YAIN’T
Yo, though, like– Give me an accurately accented Clark Kent and a neutral accented Superman because CLEARLY that’s part of the costume.
And he breaks when it’s just superheroes he can trust around. So the first time someone hears his actual accent, they just feel so lied to.
Bonus points if Batman uses the Christian Bale Batman voice, and whenever the rest of the Justice League is making fun of Clark’s accent and how different he sounds as Superman (he literally just uses his news anchor voice for that), he’s just like “Y’all are just gonna ignore Bruce’s … whatever it is he’s trying to sound like?”
I think about this tweet EVERY DAY. EVERY DAY I LONG FOR THIS.
@anniewu 48k notes XD
People seem to like this idea, which I still stand by and will happily direct, DC. Throughout the credits, Momoa-Aquaman can use his trident to free baby sea turtles from plastic six-pack rings and also stab up some litterers, maybe. I’m full of great ideas! This would be a very informative and lucrative film, and I promise I’d do a very good job.
Y’know, I really enjoy the concept of Clark Kent.
Like, minus the whole superman aspect.
because, like, okay I can buy that maybe he can disguise himself well enough to hide the fact that he’s superman, but i doubt any amount of slouching and glasses wearing can truly disguise that he’s a very tall EXTREMELY muscular man with a jawline that can cut glass.
So basically this newspaper office has this guy who looks like a weightlifter/supermodel just hanging around but he wears glasses and acts like a huge nerd and everyone just goes with it???
Like “Oh yeah, that’s Clark. No no he works here. Oh no don’t bother being intimidated by him, talk to him for five minutes and he’ll devolve into a lecture on proper tractor maintenance. We like Clark.”
I wonder if the ladies in the office ever drag him with them to bars so they don’t have to worry about creeps trying to harass them like “back off creeps our friend here is 6′4″ and grew up chucking hay bales”
And then it’s funny because (as far as they know) Clark is like, the meekest lil nerd around. (He don’t look it though!!!!)It’s just incredible to me that Clark Kent can pull off being a quiet harmless dork while still looking like, well, superman.
Do you think he occasionally turns up to the office Halloween party wearing a really shitty Batman costume?
Well, I do now.
i am so personally offended by people who don’t like superman
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