friend-of-red-jenny:

The “do you want a sandwich” line in the Hawke/Anders romance only gets better when you think of that scene as all being Varric’s speculation.

At first he thinks, “I’ve built up a really dramatic and heartfelt moment, here — what is the most romantic thing Hawke might possibly have said?”

And then he’s like, “…. shit.”

insecurelycurly:

Okay, so Anders basically lives in Hawkes basement. So my headcanon is that Anders will mooch food off of him/her. Because of this Hawke will yell down the cellar stairs at the trap door something like, “Hey Anders, pasta!” And all you will hear is the thumping of his footsteps as he bounds up the stairs until he reaches the trap door. At that point you will hear a loud bang because Hawke once again did not unlock the latch.