Tag: about me
me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby
cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts
me: oh hey you like [special interest]?
someone: yeah, you know it??
me, vibrating so hard i begin to clip through the floors: yeah ive heard of it
when youre trying to open up your inventory, not realizing that you have the chat box open
this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
no more society babey!!!!!!!!!!!
gonna go into a CAVE and draw pictures of WORMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@everyone reblogging this and tagging “I didn’t know I had three hands!”: you are so fucking valid and i love you
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