lesbianshepard:

if an archaeologist says an artifact was probably for “ritual purposes” it means “i have no fuckin clue”

but if they say it was for “fertility rituals” they mean “i know exactly what it was for but i dont want to say ‘ancient dildo’”

me: Nazi-killing video games usually only serve to present nazism as a boogeyman; something terrifying but easily detectible and destroyable, rather than the insidious ideology it actually is

alt-righter: *start shitting themselves over Wolfenstein II*

me: nazi-killing games only good games actually

becketts:

“It’s pretty apparent that humor is the diaphanous cover I use to protect myself. When someone creates this superstructure of verbiage and mental activity, it’s obvious she has some discomfort with emotion. Humor has always been my armor, which is kind of fantastic, because I take things very seriously.” – Carrie Fisher