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Shitposting in Dovahzul

theblackinquisition:

  • “krif zey ko saad laas/ksl” – fight me in real life/irl
  • “grind zey ko piiv” – meet me in (the) pit
  • “ofaal pruzah” – git gud
  • “ni pah muz” – not all men
  • “mmm fos drey hi saag” – mmm whatcha say
  • “fahdondrik” – friendzone
  • “bo ahst zey zeymah” – come at me bro(ther)
  • “naak dii ulaan reym” – eat my entire ass
  • “vos zey naak hin reym” – lemme eat yo ass
  • “waan hi vis etaak daar hi los medliinvas” – if u can read this u r gay
  • “dii lingrahprakem dreh ni” – my anaconda don’t
  • “d’reg” – m’lady

Character headcanons

mistress-negs:

Send me the name of a character and I will tell you my:

1: sexuality headcanon 

2: otp 

3: brotp 

4: notp 

5: first headcanon that pops into my head 

6: one way in which I relate to this character

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

oceanwitch:

         JULIANOS
         Julianos, the God of Wisdom and Logic, is one of the Nine Divines. Often associated with Jhunal, the Nordic father of language and mathematics, Julianos is the Cyrodilic god of literature, law, history, and contradiction. Monastic orders founded by Tiber Septim and dedicated to Julianos are the keepers of the Elder Scrolls.

                                            tes aesthetics | the nine divines