The ship is my: Dark and wretched burden to bear. My torch that’s actually just my hand but on fire which technically counts as a torch. The only way that evil, undead kings go unloved is if other evil, undead kings do not love them.
I consider this ship’s feelings: Mutual | Mixed | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided | They don’t really like each other |
I’d consider the relationship: Healthy | Awkward | Abusive (though their subjects get the brunt of their abuse) | Doesn’t work properly | They’d never get together |
Children: No (Though maybe Thorn would ask Joko to babysit Prince Edrick, an adult man) | Yes | They’d think about it
General Opinion: This is pretty close to being the dumbest thing I ship and someday I’ll write some fic that’s not crack about it because that’s the real challenge. To make this serious. That or I’ll just stick to awful sex scenes in which they get offended that the other’s semen is candy corn glaze/tar.
I consider this ship’s feelings: Mutual | Mixed | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided | They don’t really like each other |
I’d consider the relationship: Healthy | Awkward | Abusive | Doesn’t work properly | They’d never get together |
Children: No | Yes | They’d think about it
General Opinion: So I’m pretty sure that Logan is the sole surviving straight person in all of Tyria. That, or his gaydar is extremely broken because he’s been pining after Queen Jennah, the Queen Lesbian for years without ever getting the many hints she’s been dropping his way. Then again, it’s possible he’s cultivating a reputation as only having eyes for an unattainable woman so that he won’t have to take any of his suitors seriously or explain to them why he’s actually in love with a Charr whom he gets into a buncha fights with.
Also Rytlock deserves better. I’m into Rytlock/Canach these days so I feel like if Logan ever wises up, that train’ll already be long and gone. A Tribune can only wait so long, Seraph Commander.
The ship is my: LIGHT IN THE VAST EMPTY DARKNESS OF THE VOID ETERNAL, THE FORGE OF PASSION IN WHICH STARS ARE BORN TO LIGHT THE WAY FOR ALL LIFE IN THE UNTOLD UNIVERSE FROM THE SMALLEST MUCK-DWELLING MICROBES TO THE GREAT ROMANCES OF THE SITH
I consider this ship’s feelings: Mutual | Mixed | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided | They don’t really like each other |
I’d consider the relationship: Healthy | Awkward | Abusive (though it could really easily get there if Kleskizhae had even a hint of dark side in him)| Doesn’t work properly | They’d never get together |
Children: No | Yes | They’d think about it
General Opinion: aisdfjaoirhfwoiahwrojuahgsdkjfbhlkaejhlkahriawh cuties I still love them and I needa do something about the whole hypothetical Kleskizhae Almost Commits Genocide Against Zakuul Until He Realizes That Maybe Being Anti-Genocide Was The Thing That Separated Him From The Frankly Pretty Mixed Up View Of What He Thinks A Jedi Is, and also Kleskizhae Retires Pretty Much For Good And Becomes The Ultimate Dad To An Entire Kingdom. SWTOR may not have my interest anymore, but this ship was a huge part of the good times I had with that game.
The ship is my: Middle-brain in the Nerevarine shipping chart. A step below Nerevarine/Almalexia but above like, Nerevarine/Most Non-Gods. I think Nerevarine/Sotha Sil or Nerevarine/Crassius Curio is the galaxy brain here but I’m open to suggestions.
I consider this ship’s feelings: Mutual | Mixed | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided | They don’t really like each other |
I’d consider the relationship: Healthy | Awkward | Abusive | Doesn’t work properly | They’d never get together |
Children: No | Yes | They’d think about it
General Opinion: I mean Nerevar/Voryn absolutely definitely is completely canon. They were super in love and it was great and Dagoth Ur’s love for his sweet Nerevar has been part of the thing keeping him alive all these millennia. The other thing is being a god, which he likes very much and probably wouldn’t want to share even with the reincarnation of said sweet Nerevar. Also his plan will result less in restoring the ancient glories of Resdayn like he thinks/says he will but instead will lead to the zombie apocalypse that renders Tamriel an uninhabitable wasteland where the only creatures and people that can survive are extensions of his mind. Which uh, I don’t see many Nerevarines being on board with, since at some point they’ll be like “uhhhh maybe a little less Blight?” and instead there should be WAY MORE BLIGHT
hi ive been losing my shit over this picture for the past two days
have been informed that this is from a 1974 sean connery movie called zardoz and all i can say is if i saw this in 1974 my third eye would have snapped the fuck open
Isn’t that a thwomp
on the topic of Zardoz, this is what Sean Connery wore in the movie
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