Other Daedric Princes: “it’s kinda hard to find people that even want to bother worshipping us like that anymore. most people who do exist in very small numbers and are often times too frightened to even consider hearing us out :(”
Malacath, drinking from a mug that says “best daedric dad”: “can’t relate”
Malacath: *pulls wallet out from between his pecs* you want to see some pictures of my kids?
*20,000,000 pictures of orcs fall out*
Malacath: this one is my favorite. This one is also my favorite. This one is also my
Context: we’re doing a fallout themed campaign and my character has a mutant hound as a companion and refuses to leave him behind.
Sen: “Lets get out of here, fuck the dog!”
The dm: FUCK THE DOG
Max (my character): “I’m not leaving unless Max Jr comes with me”
There is literally nothing more Fallout than going to extreme lengths to keep your dog alive in situations where it’s almost impossible to keep him alive, and where everything is way easier if you just leave the dog behind.
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