Mical/Bao-Dur as boring Republic nerd boyfriends who need jokes explained to them constantly
Mad King Thorn/Palawa Joko because they’re horrible undead murderkings who love to hatefuck during their grand musical number
Kylo/Poe like, ten years after Kylo’s come back from the dark side. He has been working hard to right his wrongs but he doesn’t really get how to not be super extra all the time? So Poe and only Poe can help him act like a normal fucking person in a way that isn’t offputting. Extra points if it’s all of Poe/Finn/Rey deciding to just adopt him because it’s getting real sad
Aloy/Wonder Woman because I got into HZD at the same time I saw the Wonder Woman movie and then I came up with a whole timeline for a HZD/DCU crossover thing and then spent Way Too Much Time figuring out how Booster Gold doesn’t just travel forward or backward in time and keep people from inventing self-replicating robots that eat literally all of the living things
Preston/MacCready especially since literally the only reason I ship them is because I can call the ship “The Boy Mayors of Third Fallout”
Junkrat/Hanzo sit together on the Garbage Throne reigning together as the Garbage Kings
Gil/Kallo because I told you I warned you I wasn’t able to stop it
У нас было 2 настроенных когерера, 75 стеклянных трубок, 5 пустых словарей, полсолонки пепла Красной горы и целое множество фокусирующих кристаллов всех форм и расцветок, Сердце Лорхана, а также Разделитель, Разрубатель, Призрачный страж, пинта чистой анимы и 2 дюжины разрозненных отрывков из дневников Кагренака. Не то чтобы это был необходимый запас для достижения богоподобия, но если начал собирать Нумидиума, становится трудно остановиться. Единственное, что вызывало у меня опасение — это божественная метафизика. Ничто в мире не бывает более беспомощным, безответственным и порочным, чем двемер, увлёкшийся божественной метафизикой. Я знал, что рано или поздно мы перейдем и на эту дрянь.
We had 2 attuned coherers, 75 glass tubes, 5 empty lexicons, a saltshaker half-full of Red Mountain ash, a whole galaxy of multi-colored focusing crystals, Heart of Lorkhan, Sunder, Keening, a pint of raw anima, and two dozen of shattered notes of Kagrenac. Not that we needed all that for the transcendence, but once you get locked into a Numidium construction, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the Divine Metaphysics. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a dwemer in the depths of an Divine Metaphysics, and I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
i HATE rich people so much.. why does mark zuckerberg always wear a ratty blue shirt and the same pair of blue shitty jeans every single goddamn day when he has enough money to wear a different extravagant outfit like goddamn King Louis XIV of France every single day without it even slightly or noticeably affecting his wealth????
Rich people are more evil now than they’ve ever been. Like, they have more wealth than any fucking renaissance king, and they use that wealth to also dress like SHIT!!!!!
If I had even just a million dollars I would dress like this, but here these fucking dudes are dressing the same as the dude that called me slurs at a gas station and these dudes have billions!!!!
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