hobbitsaarebas:

glumshoe:

We played the fanfiction trope version of “fuck marry kill” in which the options are “slow burn/fake date/enemies to lovers” and it’s been like 30 hours and I’m STILL losing it over the concept of fake-dating Saruman the White.

put 3 characters in my inbox and I’ll tell you who I’d slow burn/fake date/enemies to lovers with XD

Jedi Knight during the storyline: Everything leads me back to the Emperor. It’s my destiny to face him. I will defeat evil or die trying!
Jedi Knight during KOTET: Oh shit, it’s you again, oh god. Okay, come, sit, have some tea, and then tell me why the hell you won’t just fucking die. I mean, really, I’m tired, give me a rest.