when han says he won the falcon fair and square he’s talking about divorce court not a card game open your eyes people
Consider: Han and Lando played a game of sabbac in divorce court to decide who got to keep the Falcon.
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professor: you are failing this course
the rat living in my shoulder bag who i spent time training instead of doing the course work: *pops head out and plays sad wah wah wah wah noise on trombone*
We played the fanfiction trope version of “fuck marry kill” in which the options are “slow burn/fake date/enemies to lovers” and it’s been like 30 hours and I’m STILL losing it over the concept of fake-dating Saruman the White.
put 3 characters in my inbox and I’ll tell you who I’d slow burn/fake date/enemies to lovers with XD
I’ve come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Θώθ
hey, thanks! now die
Thoth was the god of knowledge. So it wouldn’t be inappropriate to ask, “
Θώθ, what’s this?”
mmmmm don’t like this post
Jedi Knight during the storyline: Everything leads me back to the Emperor. It’s my destiny to face him. I will defeat evil or die trying!
Jedi Knight during KOTET: Oh shit, it’s you again, oh god. Okay, come, sit, have some tea, and then tell me why the hell you won’t just fucking die. I mean, really, I’m tired, give me a rest.
some fallout new vegas companions i literally do not remember drawing but here they are, my best pals









