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Even more dnd character asks

shoelesscosmonaut:

nomercypercy:

(cause why not) 

1) A story for every scar. Do any of their wounds have interesting origins? 

2) Three songs that show their character progression. 

3) If they were a god which god would they be? 

4) What was their favourite subject at school? 

5) What does their voice sound like? 

6) Animal, vegetable, mineral: what one thing symbolises them the most? 

7) If they could control one of the four elements what would it be? 

8) What would their favourite tv show be? 

9) Would they ever use magic to gain love? 

10) What do they think of themself? 

11) Gender and sexuality? 

12) Do they have a type? 

13) Playing video games, would they be a completionist, a speed runner, how would they play? 

14) If they could solve one problem, what would they solve? 

15) What horoscope stereotype fits them the most? 

16) Favourite terrain? 

17) How do they dress? 

18) What would their ideal home be like? 

19) What would they like their mark in history to be? 

20) If they could be a dragon, would they be a dragon? 

I request all of these answered by my players, please

For science

teashoesandhair:

hobbitsetal:

why-try-whenyoucanhavecookies:

trajans:

nefertitie:

nefertitie:

did i ever tell u guys that in fifth grade my class wrote a play bc we were studying ancient greece? it was called persephone and the (not so hot) heroes. i played demeter. basically, persephone got kidnapped by kronos and i strong armed hades into giving me 3 heroes from the underworld to get her back but they were actually terrible and i forget how she was actually saved but bottom line is that you wish you were my fifth grade class

this wasn’t little either, we used the town hall and we wore togas and shit

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me as demeter

some lines (this was a joint effort of a bunch of greek-savvy 10/11 year olds):

athena: ‘im the goddess of wisdom but you don’t notice me telling everyone. i’m too smart for that’

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aphrodite: is zeus chasing some mortal woman again?

athena: no this time he and hera have gone for marriage counselling

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athena: we can ask hades to let them out of the underworld to help

aphrodite: he’ll never agree, he’s such a deadly bore (we made a fucking pun im so angry)

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demeter: hades wont pick up. he’s too busy torturing the dead in tartarus

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hades: i can’t undo the laws of death. just think of the paperwork.

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aphrodite: the humidity is messing up my hair. it’s getting all frizzy

athena: is that all you care about?

aphrodite: no, it’s also messing up my dress

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demeter: it’s so dark, and there aren’t any trees or flowers

hades: what do we need trees for, everybody’s dead

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paris: yeah, and i can shoot straight! isn’t that right, achilles?

–

(hades enters)

paris: who are you? do we know you?

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achilles: im mighty achilles

odysseus: im wily odysseus

paris: and im hungry paris

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kronos: i really am awesome, aren’t i

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aeton: one wrong move and you’re history

odysseus: fool! we already are history!

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demeter: where are those mortals? i left them right there.

athena: are you sure? this isnt the first time you’ve lost someone.

I suddenly have the need for the entire screenplay, and to direct it at my college.

@teashoesandhair

These are funnier than literally any retelling I have ever done and I’m not even mad about it.

mikkeneko:

I love Reinhardt because he’s basically Fanon Thor

big, strong, ebullient, bombastic, calls everybody “my friends,” loves to fight, kind of out of synch with modern stuff, swings a fuckoff huge hammer, can (limitedly) fly

a few of his best lines:

  • “Ah, my friends, what’s with all this standing around? There’s glory to be won!”

  • “

    We shall prove ourselves in glorious combat!”

  • “Leave some glory to me!”
  • “I have found the enemy. Come and face me!”
  • “Bring! It! On! I LIVE for this!”
  • (if killed and revived)
    “Again! AGAIN!”
  • “Ah, you kids today with your techno music. You should enjoy the classics… like David Hasslehoff!”

Plus, I mean, when he was young he looked LIKE THIS: