Uncategorized – Page 48 – Krahka's OC and Meta Garbage-Palooza

Commission for https://rensknight.deviantart.com , her OC sith warrior Rûmaz

vicious mockery is my favorite spell in dungeons and dragons because like

A) it does decent damage

B) it’s a cantrip

so canonically, a talented musician can murder commonfolk by hurling a single insult at them (average damage at 17+ level is 10, max 16.). imagine a chaotic evil bard who becomes a serial killer and the local guards are afraid to pursue him because you might go up and say “you’re under arrest” but then he just retorts ‘your mom is under arrest” and you fucking die on the spot

that same musician, if he can manage to successfully insult the world’s most fearsome ancient dragon 55 times without dying first… it dies. a process which would still take only about 11 minutes (assuming the bard has a spell DC of 19, meaning the dragon would fail about 50% of the saves.)

bioniclechicken:

Day 27

Look at that upper body strength

Source: bioniclechicken

dziwaczka:

out there in the wasteland, you need a friend you can trust

Source: dziwaczka

hundredsofsmallbirds:

zacksfairest:

hundredsofsmallbirds:

fuck ME, dude, im still laughing at this

hey dude do you take constructive criticism?

what issue could you possibly take with this

Source: hundredsofsmallbirds

kurzz:

a lil Chell doodle because gosh i love her so much, my sweet mute child

bojaegers:

it’s really not

obscuritiesoffbeat:

somewhatsociable:

obscuritiesoffbeat:

I hate the fact that the sentence “mummies are rare because we ate them” is factual.

I’m sorry, what?

I am so happy to be the one to introduce you to the horrible few hundred years where Europeans regularly consumed ground Egyptian mummies.

Source: jncos