reason #58453 why I love ESO: all the cats you see running around that have names. this is by no means all of them, just a few of my faves :’)
Every time this post comes back across my dash I remember that Alfiq are indistinguishable from normal house cats and I wonder if humans and elves ever just pick them up and are like “Look he’s so cute let’s name him Mister Wibblepaws!” but they’re actually holding an incredibly powerful mage.
“That’s Archmage Tellywelly Softrobes to you.”
It’s so fucking easy that he does it to himself all the time whenever he moves his head slightly. Just by nodding his head he gets a one-way trip to concussion city, population, this fucker.
i get why caesar is confident that the legion will take over hoover dam and new vegas. he has the numbers and loyalty/fear from his troops and the fact that he lost last time was kind of a fluke. however, he failed to take one thing into consideration: i hate him. i have the ability to run into his shitty hell fort and kill everyone with a chainsaw because i control the main character of the game, and i will in fact do that because i hate him.
boy this is a wild ride of a post if you don’t play fallout
gaining eldritch knowledge is just finding out how to be woke and hp lovecraft was scared of it because he wanted to keep being very racist
the callout of cthulhu
chthulhu: “just stop being racist”
lovecraft: “this knowledge is too much for the human brain to comprehend, just by thinking about it you fall into madness”
And in world news… Prominent organisation Antivan Crows thrown into chaos, face mockery after several key members assassinated by man in ridiculous bird outfit. ❤
power move: saying “that’s treason” every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you
Donald Trump ghostwrote this
awfully bold of you to assume trump could spell ‘inconveniences’
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