comicstore:

comicstore:

your favorite weird old man celebrity really defines you as a person

jeff goldblum: you dress like a dad but not necessarily your own

keanu reeves: literally cannot die

mark hamill: youre depressed but still funny

taika waititi: lesbian

dan aykroyd: honestly i cant explain myself here

tommy wiseau: if you arent stoned right now you wish you were

mads mikkelsen: former vice president of konami

I needa stop looking into the comments and rev logs of posts that’re mostly fine but that I know will have some bad takes, looking for the absolute worst take I can find and then going to their blog to find just the fucking worst shit in the universe, every single time.

The thing is I can’t really blacklist this, because for one thing, it’s not anything anyone I’m following does, it’s all sorts of unique flavors of bullshit that I never even knew existed, these people don’t tag it because as far as they’re concerned, it’s all great and tags are for weenies, and also I don’t have the self control to not actively look for things to specifically ruin my day, how would you expect me not to look at a blocked post as anything but a thing to highlight for my reading.

It’s a terrible habit and I get nothing out of it besides making me regret my chill live-and-let-live pluralism and also regret my life. Why do I keep doing it?